alchemyjones: my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got 3 reputable references, 5 years of relevant experience, and an M.A. in a related field. this is an entry-level position. (via glenn-rhee-pizzaboy)

alchemyjones:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got 3 reputable references, 5 years of relevant experience, and an M.A. in a related field. this is an entry-level position.

(via glenn-rhee-pizzaboy)

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”
lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
onlyfitgirls:

Dmitry Klokov